a discourse

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hey you :turkey:turkey:turkey: lurkey slut:tongue::tongue:. it’s :fallen_leaf:HOEvember:fallen_leaf:. you know what that means:question: :clock7:time:clock1: to gobble:clap: gobble:clap: gobble:clap: on a big ol:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: dick:ok_hand::kiss:. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch:information_desk_person::information_desk_person: Christopher Columbus:boy::skin-tone-1: and those slutty:bikini::high_heel: pilgrims:swimmer::swimmer: had to :sweat_drops::sweat_drops:cum:sweat_drops::sweat_drops: 2️⃣ America:sailboat:️:sailboat:️:sailboat:️:anchor:️ in search:spy: of new dicks to suck:rooster::rooster::rooster:. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim :corn::corn: bitches or you won’t get any :sweat_drops:gravy:sweat_drops: this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe:worried::worried:. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut:kissing_cat::kissing_cat:. happy :turkey:cock:rooster: gobblin