A boomerang made by Chanel costing $1,930 has been criticised for its cultural insensitivity. Photograph: Chanel

BEND THE UNIVERSE to YOUR will.

It’s Time To Take Charge!

With this amazing technology you can…

• ATTRACT NEW LOVERS LIKE ANTS TO SUGAR
• BRING BACK A LOST LOVE LIKE A BOOMERANG
• MAGNETIZE MONEY SO IT STICKS TO YOU LIKE GLUE AND MULTIPLIES LIKE RABBITS
• BECOME A POWERFUL LEADER AND FORCE OF NATURE IN YOUR WORKPLACE
• RADIATE CONFIDENCE AND CHARISMA LIKE A MOVIE STAR
• INFLUENCE OTHERS TO DO YOUR BIDDING AND HAVE THEM BEGGING TO SERVE YOU
• INSTIGATE LUST IN THE OPPOSITE SEX…TO THE POINT THAT THEY LOSE CONTROL…
  AND MUST HAVE YOU
• ATTRACT FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS WITH THE GRAVITATIONAL FORCE OF A STAR
• ENHANCE OR INFLUENCE ANYTHING BY INCREASING THE PROBABILITY OF ANY OUTCOME
• MANIFEST YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE LAW OF ATTRACTION
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